I really have always wanted for someone to make me a mix tape.
(Source: safe-hiding, via wristsareforbracelets)
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
(Source: cainesoren, via liveyoursdreams)
my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me
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I found these very adorable llama gifs and I’d like to share them with all of you! Enjoy!
EDIT: Here’s the credit.
These just made me so happy omg.
i’m just gonna laugh over this for a few hours
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| *hears noises at night*: | well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
| *gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child |
| *heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *a cop walks by*: | here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
| *taking a test*: | don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing |
| *gets a sunburn*: | great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents |
| *tripping over something*: | I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me |
| *period is late*: | crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary |
| *laptop shuts suddenly down*: | well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money |
Stop procrastinating.
awonderlandsdarkestshadowofnight:
This seriously scared the shit out of me.
I hate these things. I wish is never saw it
NOT FUCKING RISKING IT!
GOD DAMMIT
*eye roll* Tumblr voodoo….
… Photo bombing. Ghost/Demon style.
I’m not freakimg risking that shit.
Not taking the risk.
Whhyyy
Why did I need to see this again thanks Lexy I saw it on your blog, lol jk love you ♡
I’m sorry I don’t wanna die
I usually dont repost this stuff but its scary
Sowwy ._. I don’t wanna die
Not dying
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DID THEY EVER THANK HIM
ungrateful shits
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